where did she come from?

Yesterday between 2pm and 6pm there was a screaming toddler inside of me throwing a tantrum demanding food. At first I was a firm parent. "You've had your lunch. The answer is no." When the screaming continued, preventing me from getting through the tasks at hand, I prepared some carrot sticks and peanut butter. That shut her up for about five minutes before the screaming started again. I crept to the fridge and took out half a slice of cheese. Then she sort of just whined until dinner. I wanted to spank her, but that's not socially acceptable anymore.

Scale says: 258.